You haven’t been to chef school. You might be able to feed yourself, barely. But you couldn’t possibly adequately prepare food to safely feed your family. Henceforth, if you have not been to chef school and received your degree, you will not be allowed to cook for your family. You MUST get your food from properly trained chefs, even if you don’t like what they cook.
Because we know that it’s just not possible for you to read the recipe, follow it, and make something nourishing.