Does anyone know what happens when a child takes off a very full diaper (wet only thank you LORD) and whirls it and twirls it and whacks it on the wall in the stairwell?
I do.
It EXPLODES.
And little clumps of wet diaper gel, a strange, almost crystalline, substance which resembles lots of chewed up and spit out tissues (or perhaps clear ricotta cheese - ooh gross!) go EVERYWHERE. Like 4 feet up on the walls, on the framed pictures, in the baskets of clean laundry, down the stairs, into the living room and onto the rug… Sigh. And then of course my Swiffer Wet(handy gadget that)runs out of Swiffer Stuff less than halfway down the stairs. But I did finally get it all - I think. And I’m almost done re-washing the 5 loads of laundry that were slimed.
Say what you want about my life…it is NEVER boring.